In a press conference at the National Institute of Health on Thursday, scientists announced that new medical evidence suggests the human soul resides inside the appendix. Ironically the appendix, which prior to Thursday’s discovery was thought to be without function, was routinely removed from the human body at the onset of inflammation.
Dr. Winslow, Spokesperson for the National Institute of Heatlh, advises all Christians who have survived appendicitis to contact a priest immediately for a routine check-up. When questioned about whether Jews without appendixes should see their Rabbis, Dr. Winslow explained that only humans with souls need worry about the discovery.
(Disclaimer: Jews actually do have souls.)
1 comment:
Hilarious!
You are off to an auspicious beginning, sir!
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