Who Likes His Cowboy Hat?

I do, as a matter of fact.

I have taken to wearing a giant white Stetson cowboy hat around DC. I stumbled across an old hat store when I went to San Antonio for my brother's wedding a few months ago. When I bought it everyone chuckled and said "Nice Cowboy Hat" in a sarcastic way, like I would stop wearing it when I left San Antonio.

Well, who's laughing now...

SCIENTISTS: APPENDIX HOME TO SOUL- OOPS!

In a press conference at the National Institute of Health on Thursday, scientists announced that new medical evidence suggests the human soul resides inside the appendix. Ironically the appendix, which prior to Thursday’s discovery was thought to be without function, was routinely removed from the human body at the onset of inflammation.

Dr. Winslow, Spokesperson for the National Institute of Heatlh, advises all Christians who have survived appendicitis to contact a priest immediately for a routine check-up. When questioned about whether Jews without appendixes should see their Rabbis, Dr. Winslow explained that only humans with souls need worry about the discovery.

(Disclaimer: Jews actually do have souls.)

Getting the ball rolling...

This blog is an attempt to get back into the swing of writing humorous and serious articles. I am curious to hear your input, so please don't be shy about comments.

So without further ado...