Little People Meet!

So the blog advertisements that none of you are clicking are actually pretty entertaining... Kern pointed out in a comment that due to my discussion of midgets, Google decided to advertise a midget dating service on my page.

Initially I thought he was just being funny, but I saw the advertisement myself today. The website is Littlepeoplemeet.com! (look for the ad on this page) It is a completely hilarious midget-themed dating service! Obviously I enrolled immediately.

I was amazed to see that it contains a lot of normal-sized, attractive women. For some reason I have a hard time believing that all these women who are 5'5 and 5'7 are just looking for a nice midget man to cuddle with. Do people in this height range classify themselves as little people? I secretly suspect that these attractive women posts are designed to lure midgets outside so that they can be captured and forced to work in travelling circuses and chocolate factories.

Anyhow, I found a good pic from the website for your viewing pleasure.

Plot Idea for a great Sci-Fi Film

Okay, the year is 2120 and the Earth's population is exploding... the major superpowers are slowly eradicating foreign countries in a race for resources like water and arable land.

The world's governments decide that the best solution to avoiding global war is to genetically mutate the the human race into... (wait for it... wait for it....) midgets. Midgets, they figure, are just like regular humans (unlike dwarfs which are disproportionate, and are said to have magical properties) except that they are smaller and would consume less resources. The government goes forward, and alters the DNA of all baby humans in their prenatal phase to make sure they are midgets.

Later in the film, a large army of Wookiees invades planet Earth. In the most climactic scene the Army of Wookiees attempts to take down a shield generator in the middle of the forest before the human midgets can retaliate by firing their planet-destroying-deathstar-ray from their deathstar (which is still under construction.)

Just as it seems like the human midgets are going to be overrun, a skilled force of forest midgets foils the ultra-modern war machines of the Wookiees by using primitive forest traps.

Afterwards the human midgets celebrate in their tree-top village with a fireworks show.