Showing posts with label chuck norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chuck norris. Show all posts

Monday, January 7, 2008

Chuck Norris Quote of the Day

Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. He kills all birds with two stones. The two stones in his pants.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Thought of the Day

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.